SugarDaddyForMe

June 6, 2011

Dear Mr. Weiner’s Weiner,

While we know it’s been a hard day and your boss will likely pull out of the mayoral race, it has come to our attention that your celebrity status is on the rise.  You’re only inches away from stardom, and as the most famous bulge in America, we can think of no one better to head our spokesperson campaign.  We thought long and hard about this decision, and have come to the conclusion that it would be in our best interest to extend an offer and declare Weiner’s Weiner the talking head for www.SugarSugar.com, to share your brains, prowess and chutzpah with our users. Not to mention your no strings attached sugar daddy approach.

We’re not going to beat around the bush — SugarSugar.com is a dating website that connects financially-established men with women interested in the “sugar” lifestyle. Sugar Sugar aims to facilitate mutually rewarding relationships between “Sugar Daddy” and “Sugar Baby” members, and with over 40 million Americans accessing online dating websites every month, Sugar Sugar offers qualified members something sweeter.

To be clear, we’re not just looking for another figure head, we’re looking for someone, a rich sugar daddy, who truly embodies the spirit of SugarSugar.com, as is apparent by your lust for younger women on the internet.  At the same time, we’re looking for someone who is level-headed and will refrain from blowing their load amidst the harsh lights of the media circus your picture has aroused.

SugarSugar.com will offer you $50,000, but you can feel free to lie about the size of your paycheck.  We’re happy to stuff your pockets, and this will be the easiest money you’ll ever come by.  We would love for you to Tweet about our website as well, however long it may take for you to type 140 characters with the one finger hunt and peck method…

We need a firm answer by the stroke of midnight; otherwise, we’ll be forced to give you the shaft and instead extend our offer to Plaxico Burress, who we’ve heard also prefers to keep a loaded pistol in the crotch of his pants.

We look forward to your response.

Warmly,

Paul Madison

CEO

SugarSugar.com

Enjoying the Sugar Daddy Lifestyle since 2009

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People are generally classified into different kinds. Some people are beautiful and some are classified as losers, while some are smart. Even sugar daddies are classified into different categories. One kind of sugar daddy may be ideal to a segment of sugar babies, while being a total mismatch to other sugar babies. As a sugar baby, you would need to know how to answer what is the right kind of sugar daddy for me? This will spare you the effort and hurt while focusing your attention to the best options you will be presented.

There is the authentic sugar daddy, which is the typical or ideal sugar daddy for those looking. He is still of sound physical health, he is decisive, mature and successful in business and finances. He knows what he wants from a sugar baby, and you should also be focused enough to attract him. He will be a good provider who will spoil you with material things, as well as attention. As a sugar baby, you should be independent enough to just go with the flow but not get too needy and clingy.

Then there is the fake sugar daddy. He may be mature and successful, but may not be backed with sufficient finances. When searching for sugar daddies, there is a good chance that you will encounter one or two fakes. The key is to be practical and not fall in too hard. If he is having a good time pretending to be rich, you can just get the financial gains until it runs out.

Finally, thereís the committed sugar daddy. He is rich, successful, and has a great family – in other words, a perfect life. But why do these men want a sugar baby? Some may not be too happy with their families and just gives the facade of happiness to the public. It may be because some feel that because their lives are perfect, they are entitled to more, such as having a sugar baby. If you love the secrecy and deception and know how to play these games, this type of sugar daddy may be the perfect match for you.

The sugar daddy lifestyle is not always full of luxuriousness and extravagance.

It’s neither full of prostitutes or call-girls.

A real sugar daddy is not always a “rich sugar daddy”, sometimes he’s humble, hard-working, and has a little bit of extra cash to spend on a special lady friend each month. It’s not far from the conventional dating world, it just has a cute name.

The sugar daddy lifestyle doesn’t always consist of lies which need to be fact-checked. It can be a very honest way of life, since the question of personal finance is already on the table. In-fact, there are no precursors to having the “money” conversation even on the first date.

Here are 10 exciting and enviable traits of the sugar daddy lifestyle:

10. Your sugar baby calls you a “Rich Sugar Daddy”, even if you’re far from it. Hey, it wins you points with her available friends.

9. You have to start adding creative physical traits to your contact list. You can only have so many Nicoles and Laurens before you have to get really specific with each one.

8. Your dance card is always full, even if you don’t want it to be. These girls are hungry and they want you, like, now!

7. The ladies finally understand what a “No String Attached Sugar Daddy” is, no awkward explanation necessary.

6. You are Aloof for the first time in your miserable life, kudos.

5. You get to use the word “no” for once, or twice… You don’t want to double-book sugar babies!

4. Your most annoying personality quirks are now the object of sugar baby’s desires. Don’t question it, just bask in it.

3. You answer more commonly to The Most Interesting Man in the World than even The Most Interesting Man in the World does, now that’s something!

2. Your attire has increasingly become more dapper than you ever dreamed it could. It’s okay to notice those things

1. You adhere to the strict “sugar daddy code” that was set eons before you. No, you cannot talk about the “sugar daddy code”. If you don’t know what the “sugar daddy code” is, ask your mom.

Think you have what it takes to become the next great sugar daddy? Tell it to the droves of women who adorn the pages of SugarSugar, I dare ya!

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Why Finding a Sugar Daddy Makes More Sense Now More than Ever: A lot of women go through life searching for the one the perfect man who will sweep them off their feet and live with them happily ever after.  Alas, real life isnít a string of fairy tales, nor is it like those romantic tales in the movies.  Admit it or not, youíve had your share of jerks, scrubs and bastards who, in the long run (or in some instances, ASAP), break your heart.  This distorted idea of the perfect man a lot of times veers you from a segment of men in our society that may actually be your passport to a lifetime of happiness. Have you ever considered dating a guy with a sugar daddy lifestyle?

You might think, arenít sugar daddies only dirty old men who want to score younger chicks?  That perception is thoroughly wrong.  There comes a point in a man’s life where he has finally attained the lifestyle maturity levels of women his age. Let’s be realistic, men usually have to play catch up when it comes to the idea of maturity.  If you’re a 20-something, you will realize how immature men your age are, still wanting to get drunk with the guys every weekend, watching the game, and eyeing women fresh out of college – I don’t want that kind of a lifestyle.  Let’s not even talk about the job situation, where men your age seem to have a hard time holding on a job, in this economy at that – I have a lifestyle to maintain and I want to keep it.

When men finally achieve the mental and financial maturity befitting their age, women in their age bracket want to be more nurturing.  No wonder there are cougars, or older women attracted to younger and carefree men who are not in the sugar daddy lifestyle.

Thus, you get your free rein in the sugar daddie market.

Sugar daddy dating isnít as difficult or hush-hush as it used to be.  Sugar babies looking for a sugardaddy now have the web, with sites such as like this to help them in their quest.  Sugardaddies are present in country clubs, golf courses, bars and other more affluent places.  You may have very little luck looking for a sugar daddy in a fast food joint or the supermarket, so you’d need to know where to look.

Side note: Also, as a like I mentioned in yesterday’s post -  another mobile app, just came out for sugar daddys.

Every once in a while I read decent posts about the sugar daddy lifestyle that we all love to lead. A SD buddy of mine up in Boston turned me on to a couple of interesting articles I thought were worth sharing.

One was here and here are a few good quotes:

SugarSugar.com has launched a mobile application for locating singles interested in the “sugar” lifestyle: the SugarSugar Dating App. Now its even easier for hot young women to meet older men who will pay their credit card bills.

Hey, that is far from the worst idea that I’ve ever heard, I’m going to make sure to grab that mobile dating application (which would be a first for all us guys in the “sugar daddy lifestyle”). One more new app for my iPhone, very cool.

Oh, those Wall Street types—so bashful! If only they had sugar daddy/sugar baby dating website (“where Romance meets Finance”) SugarSugar.com’s new smartphone app that allows them to find “mutually beneficial arrangements…right around the corner!” It’s for the discerning man who steps out for his dry cleaning and then realizes he needs a blowjob in a The Palm’s bathroom. Just remember Sugar Babies, don’t put your kids in your profile picture!

Just the fact that these companies are spending the time on all of these mobile apps must mean that there is a real market out there for sugar daddy’s and sugar babys to hook up.

I’m going to keep it short and sweet because by buddy from Los Angeles is coming in town and we want to pick up some sugar babes and spoil them with our generous ways.

Looks like the makings of a great summer already!

Attention sugar daddies and fellow sugar babies, your babies DO NOT belong in your dating profiles with you. What’s so hot about a mom with her baby? Not much, except that it holds weight for more responsibility for a pot SD. Do you know how scary that can be for sugar daddies?

If you post a photo of you and your kid as your main profile pic, you are 95% more likely to be passed over for your equal counterpart who DOES NOT have their child in their profile pic with them. Are those odds enough for your sugar babies to relieve your profiles of those photos? I sure hope so.

I mean, do you want to experience the world of sugar daddy dating or not? If you do, opt for those photos which hone in your own sexy prowess and keep the kid-friendly ones in their proper photo albums or scrap-book. Oh, and if you do “scrap-book”, I wouldn’t tell anyone that.

Now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for… Sugar profiles exposed!! I gathered the most recent sugar babies with kiddie profiles to share with you… so, you’re welcome and enjoy!

Sugar Sugar Profiles Exposed!!

I like to call this one: Welcome to Disturbia.

As a sugar baby looking for a sugar daddy, this pic is all wrong. Cute baby, wrong venue. Not so cute mama, terrible tongue piercing. Got it? Sheesh!

I like to call this one: Monkey See, Mommy Do.

Just because your baby likes you does not mean that sugar daddy will like you, and showing a photo of your baby finding you amusing won’t convince anyone you actually are, amusing that is.

I like to call this one: Nice Tits, Kid.

If you’re going to have your tits out and stuff, and least crop your kid out of your photo, seriously. It really feels strange to ogle your large and in charge breasts only to see your kid in the shot, ew.

I like to call this one: Who’s Your Audience and What Does that Mean?

Think about it, who is looking at your profile? You want another baby daddy, sugar babe? Then go to findasugardaddyformybaby.com, then insert fingers into throat and puke because that’s all you got now.

I like to call this one: Who’s Your Daddy?

This one just creeps me out, who is this kid? And what is is mom thinking by putting him out there like this? Oh, and apparently sugar babes are getting older, sugar daddies getting younger.

The thing to think about when choosing photos for your sugar daddy dating escapades is, if I were a sugar daddy, would I find that attractive? Answer: You can never know what it feels like to be a sugar daddy, so your answer is always no. No you would not find that attractive and no you won’t be a sugar daddy anytime soon. Did you want to say “yes” to either? Be sure to check out chickswithdicks.com for more details regarding the dating lifestyle to fit your needs.

I’m jus’ sayin’, eloquently I’m sure.

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When you join a sugar daddy dating website, what do you expect to find? The love of your life? A quick and hopefully painless one night stand? No matter the reason, sugar daddies and babies are everywhere. What are you writing in your profile to tell people who you are and what you are looking for? You are very fun and you like to have fun? Here’s what past sugar daddies had to say…

Before There Was Sugar Sugar

Are you aggressive? Do you use strong words to convey what you are looking for? As part of a daily occurrence, I came across some awesome profiles! Amazing photos and words I thought I’d share with you. They are WHAT NOT TO DO– thanks for letting me get that out, no more caps, I promise. The following profile excerpts are what not to do and why: (Oh, and to turn this blog into a drinking game, every time someone says “fun“– you must take a drink… I promise the article will be funnier too)

NSA Sugar Daddy John

“Bought out by major auto company. Got a part time job for fun. Like golf, skating ,keeping busy. Not a fat ass or pervert or wierdo, just a little shy I guess. I’m thinkin’ maybe drop by or get together a couple times a month or so. 100 bucks an hour for an hour , maybe 2. Have a cocktail, fool around, a little sex, fun and then just go on your way.”

Wow, what a romantic…

That’s Basically It Sugar Baby

“I Love to sing, dance and Laugh and have fun … I also like fashion & switching up my hair styles.. Last But Not Least I’m a Certifed Phlebotomist.. And that’s Basically it..”

That’s basically it? Well, that’s not very interesting. What is going on with this sugar baby’s photo? That may be the ultimate in unflattering photo angles.

Sugar Baby Means Business

“.people say i look like Julia styles, funny we share the same birth date shes 3 years older yet no relation. small world huh. I am going to be blunt cuz its what i do best …..i need to get on my own two feet and i need some help getting there. I am smart and cut through bullshit like a hot knife through butter. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy but i stand my ground and do what i need to do to survive. I am looking for a plutonic financial helper…the rewards are great  i am a great dinner guest fun and someone to spend time with ….if your looking for fun and someone to fuck wrong gal not into it for this not going to happen. I need a temporary helper one whome can get me where i need to be, i am a great companion and will have you on the floor laughing if you have a good sence of humor. Ill say it like this the economy sucks, and i need help to get what i need done done. i need a helper whose willing to pay me for my time….not services i will not sell my body my mind or soul its already taken. i need a temp arrangement where its plutonic and mutually agreed. what i am willing to offer in return for money is the following. a plutonic dinner guest for fun, a house sitter/cleaner. someone who can make you laugh and smile and be everything you want in a girl , just no sex no action sorry gentleman with all do respect i prize my body and its not up for sale.”

I’m glad she’s looking for a plutonic helper, a temp plutonic helper, a temp arrangement. Just don’t fuck with her, or fuck her, either way, she’ll cut you like a hot knife through butter!

Homeless With a Computer and a Plan

“got out a bad relationship ex beat me and wouldn’t let me have anything so am on the streets with nothing and no money.”

Ahem– and a baby?!? I’m speechless.

Brunette Sugar Baby Wants

This came straight from the horses mouth:

“iam a simple girl smart ,comique ,romantic and very honest

and i love people

i can do my best for help people and have fun

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

alot of things and i dont want describe it

im a brunette who likes to have funn and i can b a real bitch if you cross me

call me when needed  have fun pay me n never forget ur day”

Does anyone know what’s going on in this photo, what does it even say about this sugar baby? Anyone? Anyone? Yes, it simply states that she doesn’t give a shit and doesn’t want you to either.

No Strings Attached to Anything SB

Oh yeah– that’s a real photo. A really bad photo of a sugar baby… I think.

“NO SEX!!! OF ANY TYPE… I am willing to give my time and effort to make you happy though. so yeah if you are interested in fun email me.
im nice and sweet and kind but can get mean when stepping on my toes… I’m a very lovely woman and a queen and wants to be treated like one!!!”

Another Great Profile

“In my free time, I’m always reading new textbooks (I’m a dork!) or working out and having fun, which I do every weekday. Any other time is spent working as a technician or acting or singing. I’m a natural mezzo-soprano and I love to sing Christmas carols and have fun

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

Nice. Have fun.

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If you are considering to have a relationship with a sugar daddy, then you are definitely an empowered, intelligent and above all, practical young lady. Gone are the days when finding sugar daddies are only for women who are desperate for money or who may be looking for a father figure. Those archaic ideas have been thrown out of the window. Through modern and more liberal mindsets, women these days have realized that having a sugardaddy is a wise step into the right decision.

For one, sugardaddies are emotionally secure, so you can lead a relationship without having to deal with juvenile issues. Moreover, you are assured that a sugar daddie will always have a financially stable lifestyle, so thereíll be no awkward moments of having to split the bill on a date or having to wonder if your man has a job. At the end of the day, isnít having a functional relationship with someone financially and emotionally secure person what women really want?

You will be surprised that sugar daddy dating isnít bound by too many rules unlike dating people your age. There are less hang-ups and less issues to deal with. Both parties know what to expect from each other, so it lessens the tension and lets the daddy and the baby be themselves and be at ease with each other faster. Finding sugar daddies have been made easier, thanks to modern technology with websites like sugarsugar.com serving as platforms for babies looking for a daddy and vice versa to meet and interact.

One thing sugar babies should bear in mind is sugar daddies expect their dates to be properly groomed. After all, they have reached a certain status in their lives that let them feel entitled to have the best. Thus, as a sugar baby, you should know how to present yourself in the best light possible. There’s no need to cover yourself with too much make-up and signature clothes. The keyword here is class. Be classy in appearance and the way you carry yourself, and you’ll have your daddy hook, line and sinker!

Though it may not come as a surprise, older men (particularly those with large bank accounts and disposable incomes), are magnets for young and attractive women – causing them to leave their wives behind– ummm, for a tighter behind.

Even though these men aren’t technically daddies to these young women, they spoil, pamper and indulge them – thus giving them their fashionable title: Sugar Daddies.

Celebrities aren’t exempt from the “robbing the cradle” syndrome. With celebrities like Kelsey Grammer and Charlie Sheen trending their indulgent relationships with women eons younger, top sugar dating website, SugarSugar.com has compiled a list of the Top 10 Celebrity Sugar Daddies of the Century. From legendary actors to billionaire moguls and mongrels, these men are notorious for their hunger and appetite for young, vivacious females…

Hugh Hefner – The self proclaimed and perpetuated #1 Sugar Daddy of all time, 84 year-old playboy Hugh Hefner has an arsenal and collection of Sugar Babies, all locked away in his mansion.  The mogul (and sometimes mongrel) recently popped the question to 24 year-old Crystal Harris.

Donald Trump – Affectionately known as “The Donald”, but I prefer to calling him, “The Don”, this billionaire is nearly 25 years older than his wife Melania Knauss-Trump. Good thing she doesn’t mind the golden feathers on top!

Charlie Sheen – When you make $1.5 million per episode of Two and a Half Men, you’re able to splurge on things like beautiful young porn stars, drugs, lavish hotel parties with strippers., and more drugs. Just ask the MaSheen, duh- WINNING!

Mick Jagger – World renowned for his large gaping mouth and string of affairs, this rock legend has several children by multiple sugar-baby-baby’s mamas. He still Can’t get no satisfaction?

Tiger Woods – Young to the sugar daddy industry, second to golf. This white-balled superstar is a Sugar Daddy on the rise, recently ending his marriage, paying millions of dollars for it, and coming to a night hot spot near you!

Tiki Barber – Giants football legend, Tiki Barber, left his pregnant wife of 11 years for a much younger and blonder intern at a TV station where he was employed. Messed up his life? Well, he is talking about returning to the grid from retirement..

William Randolph Hearst – Possibly one of the earliest recorded practitioners of the Sugar Daddy movement, this media mogul openly lived with his 21 year-old mistress, hear that? Openly

Woody Allen – Perhaps one of the most notorious Sugar Daddies, this film icon married his *daughter, Soon-Yi Previn, giving Sugar Daddy a more appropriate meaning.*Adopted daughter…but still!

Kelsey Grammer – This TV marvel certainly has a way with women. His engagement to 24 year-old Kate Walsh landed him an offer as SugarSugar.com spokesperson.

John F. Kennedy – Charming, rich and powerful, it has been reported that this former US President had affairs with numerous young women including White House workers, Gangsters’ girlfriends, staff members, reporters, and Movie stars.

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As sexy sugar baby co-eds know, Spring Break means one thing, PARTY!!

Looking to do something special for your sugar baby du jour on her Spring Break? Take it from me, your sexy co-ed wants a wee-bit more than a dinner out to satisfy her carnal, (scratch that), expensive and peculiar needs.

I have one question for you wannabe sugar daddies:

Do you have what it takes?

Review this checklist to see if you are ready to show your co-ed the time of her life for Spring Break!!

Do you plan on, or are you currently (for the week of Spring Break):

• Equipped. Having enough dough to line the inside of, and fill your Bentley (or Chrysler equivalent)

• Able to possess the energy and ability to go at it, in the bedroom or otherwise– All night, all day, or not at all, (if your sugar baby co-ed refrains from being anywhere near your *old saggy balls)

• Taking time out of your big-boy work schedule to cater to the unwavering needs of your attention-starved sugar baby for one whole week

• Unattached. Or at least unattached enough to turn off your electronic device, the one fielding calls from your wife or worse, other women. If you’ve never experienced jealousy from a sugar baby co-ed, now is not the time. Trust me…

• In-shape, or have the appearance of being in-shape. Co-eds can talk a mile a minute, walk a mile a minute, and shop even faster– You’re gonna want to keep up!

• Have an emergency fund and escape route planned. You don’t want to be left high and dry if your co-ed turns out to be a vicious monster cloaked in candy-coated sexiness

• Cool and confident. Desperation doesn’t look good on you either, sugar daddy! If you aren’t confident in yourself as a man, then pretend, please, for the love of God. Seasoned sugar babies, co-ed or not, can sense insecurity like they can spot  a juicy couture track-suit.

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s get to the good stuff…

What to do with your sexy sugar baby during Spring Break is purely up to you. Lost for ideas? Here are a few which have been beta-tested and approved by other sugar babies:

• Role-play. Install dungeon-like apparatuses and lock her up in your mansion as your slave. Feed her what you want, when you want, and make sex with her when she least expects it. When your done, throw her a bone and take her shopping for being a good sport.

• Get away. Take your sexy co-ed to her favorite exotic location or your favorite quiet one. Creep out or impress your sugar baby with your magic boy scout skills. Whittle a handbag out of a stump or hunt to kill a dozen Meerkats for a shrug, not an elephant for sport, (death in the name of fashion can be seen as couth).

• Sunbathe. Beach abode or pool-side retreat, sexy co-eds worship the sun, now it’s time for them to worship you! Provide your sexy co-ed with a sunny-side up break and she’ll bask in the glory of being 10 shades darker than all her friends.

• Mexico. What happens there, stays there, everyone knows that! Use the tool of discretion to your advantage by taking advantage, AND spend much less money shopping, (you can still impress your sugar baby by dropping millions of pesos)

You are armed with the knowledge of how to show your sexy co-ed sugar baby a great time during spring break while avoiding common mistakes other sugar daddies make.

Build it and they will cum.

Like magic grow toys being 6000x their size with water, watch your sugar baby do the same with monetary gifts!

Set the stage for a sugar baby to succeed and she will go wild!!